Double Dipper2026 season recap

Week 2 · Top story

ALLEN VAIN

The number

SOLO ACT

40.82

One-man band, still lost the gig.

@jonraduazzo got a monster game from Josh Allen and still lost, because Jake Ferguson watched from the bench.

The Rundown

Week 2 · from the desk

4 TD CLUB

Josh Allen did everything but play tight end, which is exactly where @jonraduazzo lost. Jake Ferguson scored twice from the bench while Dallas Goedert started and caught one ball. Allen built the house; the tight end left the door open.

Four-touchdown quarterbacks were so common this week that two of them sat on benches. @naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate picked Goff over Dak by two hundredths. Genius is a rounding error.

@louisnicoletti has outscored three teams that already have a win, and still has none. The schedule is the one defender JSN can't beat.

A week after @casebrabham blew out @cdb1919, they traded places: @cdb1919 posted the top score and @casebrabham got blown out. Karma in this league runs on a one-week delay.

Power Rankings

All-play record, then points

MIND THE GAP

  1. 1no change

    briancami

    2-0 12-6 all-play

    Benched Mahomes (28.98) for Herbert and won. The spare tire is now a lifestyle.

  2. 2up 3

    aaronargyres

    1-1 11-7 all-play

    Two straight 120s. The second win is stuck in the mail.

  3. 3up 5

    cdb1919

    1-1 11-7 all-play

    James Cook and Kenneth Walker combined for 41.2. Too many cooks? Not in this kitchen.

  4. 4no change

    jwalthier

    2-0 10-8 all-play

    Two weeks, 0.1 points left on the bench. Lineups by Swiss watchmaker.

  5. 5down 3

    casebrabham

    1-1 9-9 all-play

    Benched Bowers and Flowers, and both scored zero. Nailed the flower arrangement.

  6. 6up 1

    louisnicoletti

    0-2 8-10 all-play

    The defense scored 23 and still lost. The offense owes it an apology.

  7. 7up 2

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

    1-1 8-10 all-play

    Up 42.94 from week one. The a's have it.

  8. 8up 2

    Stafford's Staffers

    @alexeldeib 1-1 8-10 all-play

    Worst score to second-best in a week. The staff finally read the memo.

  9. 9down 6

    Lamar JacksOff

    @dclark34 0-2 7-11 all-play

    Paid $0 for Tampa's defense, started it over Minnesota's (18.0). Still overpaid.

  10. 10down 4

    Corey Dylan Clark

    @jonraduazzo 1-1 6-12 all-play

    Deebo cost $15 for 5.0 points. Corey Dylan Clark, attorneys at three dollars a point.

Trophies

The stats package · 15 awards

GOFF, BARELY

The big stuff

Biggest domination

@naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

by 47.54 over casebrabham

Amon-Ra St. Brown alone outscored five of the losing starters combined.

Top score

@cdb1919

136.38 (+21.5 vs proj)

Up 40.42 from week one. Somebody found the start button.

Biggest loser

@dclark34Lamar JacksOff

76.70 (-41.1 vs proj)

The Staffers' bench outscored this entire lineup. While sitting down.

Closest game

@briancami

by 7.86 over Corey Dylan Clark

DJ Moore (-0.1) went negative in the flex. First place didn't notice.

Heartbreaker

@jonraduazzoCorey Dylan Clark

lost by 7.86, one swap from winning by 9.54

Ferguson scored twice. The bench keeps its own scoreboard.

benchJ. Ferguson18.30

startedD. Goedert0.90

Other fun stats

Best manager

@jwalthier

100% of max (100.02)

Perfect lineup, and it still started Caleb Williams (8.72). Depth is a rumor.

Worst manager

@jonraduazzoCorey Dylan Clark

75.9% of max (112.92)

Doubs over Rhamondre also wins it, by 0.14. Two exits, both ignored.

Best bench

@alexeldeibStafford's Staffers

78.18 on the bench

Kelce sat for Colston Loveland again. Loveland upgraded from zero to 0.8. Growth.

Best player

@jonraduazzoCorey Dylan Clark

J. Allen 40.82

The other eight starters combined for zero touchdowns. Allen was the whole department.

Bench MVP

@naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

D. Prescott 29.76

Four touchdowns, 26 rushing yards, still second on the depth chart.

benchD. Prescott29.76

startedJ. Goff29.78

Overachiever

@alexeldeibStafford's Staffers

D. Adams 35.50, +24.2 vs proj

195 yards and two scores. Davante Adams just earned a staff promotion.

Underachiever

@jwalthier

S. Barkley 2.50, -12.9 vs proj

Nine rushing yards on the day. All Barkley, no bite.

Lucky

@briancami

won with the 7th-best score

Scored 55.08 fewer than week one and kept first place.

Unlucky

@aaronargyres

lost with the 4th-best score

The perfect lineup wins by 4.68. Henderson and Waller watched it not happen.

Big spender

@louisnicoletti

$39 on J. Coleman, 0.0 pts

Meanwhile the $1 Tyler Shough (22.38) sat. Buy high, start low.

Scoreboard

Week 2 finals

7TH-BEST WINS

Stafford's Staffers beat aaronargyres

FinalGame 1+11.82

Stafford's Staffers132.68

aaronargyres120.86

Top gunsD. Adams 35.5vsJ. Chase 23.0

Chase and Kittle combined for 39.0. Last week's matching outfits got tailored.

cdb1919 beat louisnicoletti

FinalGame 2+24.46

cdb1919136.38

louisnicoletti111.92

Top gunsD. Smith 22.7vsJ. Smith-Njigba 38.0

JSN caught three touchdowns. Malik Nabers caught one yard. Guess who won.

briancami beat Corey Dylan Clark

FinalGame 3+7.86

briancami93.58

Corey Dylan Clark85.72

Top gunsC. McCaffrey 20.6vsJ. Allen 40.8

McCaffrey: 23 rushing yards, two touchdowns. Short drives, long celebrations.

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate beat casebrabham

FinalGame 4+47.54

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate131.98

casebrabham84.44

Top gunsA. St. Brown 30.7vsJ. Gibbs 20.3

Waddle (17.8) finally woke up. Kyle Pitts (2.0) hit snooze again.

jwalthier beat Lamar JacksOff

FinalGame 5+23.32

jwalthier100.02

Lamar JacksOff76.70

Top gunsC. Lamb 31.3vsL. Jackson 15.8

Lamb and Olave (49.9) did the heavy lifting. Everyone else spotted.

Nerd Corner

Standings & lineup math

SCHEDULE: GUILTY

ShowHide the standings and lineup math
Standings
TeamW-LPFPAAll-playLuckBenched
1briancami2-0242.24227.5812-6+0.6735.3
2jwalthier2-0226.48165.7410-8+0.890.1
3aaronargyres1-1245.88242.1011-7-0.2229.6
4cdb19191-1232.34259.6411-7-0.2230.2
5casebrabham1-1232.16227.949-9+0.0027.1
6naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate1-1221.02210.908-10+0.1137.2
Playoff line · top 6 get in
7Corey Dylan Clark1-1210.28168.686-12+0.3343.0
8Stafford's Staffers1-1207.78245.428-10+0.1198.5
9louisnicoletti0-2221.34261.408-10-0.8923.1
10Lamar JacksOff0-2218.56248.687-11-0.7830.4
Lineup report, week 2
TeamPtsMaxLeftEff
jwalthier100.02100.020.00100%
cdb1919136.38139.082.7098.1%
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate131.98140.588.6093.9%
casebrabham84.4492.648.2091.1%
aaronargyres120.86137.3616.5088%
louisnicoletti111.92134.9823.0682.9%
Stafford's Staffers132.68167.1834.5079.4%
Lamar JacksOff76.7097.3020.6078.8%
briancami93.58120.4826.9077.7%
Corey Dylan Clark85.72112.9227.2075.9%